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At the weekend, I made the grand error of travelling to Southport to eat my tea. Southport is a bit of a stinker. It reminds me of Trafford Park; it lacks grace and elegance; it's full of coffin dodgers; and it lacks a decent restaurant. It does have an extraordinarily long pier but who cares? I suppose if it were shorter, Southport would have a higher suicide rate.
